Also Sam Wilson and Tony Stark are the only Avengers who actively practise self care and like it’s really just been a horrific few years watching the rest of their team Exist around them both with their horrifyingly lackluster morning routines and DISGUSTING cuticles like bitch!!!! Buy some fucking lotion!!!!
This is how Sam and Tony bond for the first time like they’re sat at the table together n see Clint walk by with dry skin all over his face and they both Wince Simultaneously before looking at one another and feeling Tangible Relief because FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ISN’T A MUSTY BITCH AROUND HERE
Steve: HOLD UP, you’re not supposed to wash your face with soap??
Thor: Sometimes if there’s dirt on me and I can’t find a sink I’ll just spit on my hand and use that
Clint: Wait you guys wash your faces
Sam and Tony, applying one another’s face-masks, unbothered: I wonder what it must feel like to be ugly. Wouldn’t know.
There’s no way Bucky is resentful that Steve passed the shield to Sam. If anything, he’s fucking thrilled, because now he gets to work alongside another Captain America and laugh his ass off every time Sam makes a clumsy mistake.
Like I bet at some point Sam throws the shield and just completely forgets how math works, so when it hits the wall at one angle, it doesn’t come back to him.
Sam, taking the walk of shame to retrieve the shield: I fucking hate my life.
Bucky, wheezing and holding his phone: I got it on video and sent it to Steve.
Proposal: Bucky isn’t necessarily better with the shield than Sam is. But he was there to watch all Steve’s learning fails, and he’s picked up a few tricks he can do reliably, in very specific cases and only when all the stars align to make the situation absolutely perfect.
After Sam has spent hours of every day for months practicing shield bounces, he’s gotten pretty good, but one day in battle he has to drop it for Reasons, Bucky retrieves it from the the battlefield, and by pure coincidence, there’s exactly the kind of wall Steve used to train on right there, and this is the one he practiced…
Sam is swearing profusely by the time the shield has ricocheted off three bad guys’ heads and made a perfect arc back into Bucky’s metal hand, and Bucky smiles angelically and says, “What, like it’s hard?”
#The video is called ‘Captain America says fuck 30 times in a row.’#It is taken down immediately by SHIELD interns.#Somehow this doesn’t manage to stop it going viral. (via @lasrina)
anyway no matter what the actual plot is of Falcon and Winter Soldier there simply must be a scene where Sam and Buck go to some important event, possibly in an undercover situation, and that trope happens. checking weapons at the door.
Sam maybe leaves a couple things, then waits while Bucky produces weapon after weapon until Sam just eyerolls, shakes his head, and walks off to do whatever. The rest of the scene has Sam carrying on whatever mission and occasionally it cuts back to Bucky still discarding weapons, or you’ll get a glimpse of him in the background still at it. It gets absurd. There’s just an ungodly amount of weapons and it’s to the point where the audience has to wonder where he’s even taking them from.
Sam gets almost finished with whatever he’s doing and is about to have to go tell Bucky to pick everything back up so they can leave but then a (possibly even unrelated to either of them) fight breaks out and Bucky looks vaguely annoyed, glancing over the massive pile of weapons and deliberately selecting something before jumping into the fray. the ensuing scuffle is ridiculous and beautifully choreographed and is amazing and tense and just. fantastic.
Fight ends, they’re both very much ready to go home (or move on whatever plot-important thing has developed because of the fight) and then there’s a moment where they’re both left standing in silence just kind of staring at the weapon pile before Sam goes “man we’ve talked about this”
sam, while nudging bucky and pointing at rocket raccoon: it’s you
Every Character I Love: Sam Wilson (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
“I just want to be sure you’ve considered all our options. Because people who shoot at you, usually wind up shooting at me too.”
Next captain america movie should be sam wilson doing his hero thing with steve occasionally offering support and bucky in the background of every shot sleeping on increasingly unlikely surfaces
#someone draw this #Sam’s like ‘dude I was fighting 20 armed guys at once where were you??’ #bucky: ’…napping bc hearing you run ur mouth is so exhausting’ #text ( @bhrnes )
Sam Wilson + @probirdrights tweets [insp]