Also Sam Wilson and Tony Stark are the only Avengers who actively practise self care and like it’s really just been a horrific few years watching the rest of their team Exist around them both with their horrifyingly lackluster morning routines and DISGUSTING cuticles like bitch!!!! Buy some fucking lotion!!!!
This is how Sam and Tony bond for the first time like they’re sat at the table together n see Clint walk by with dry skin all over his face and they both Wince Simultaneously before looking at one another and feeling Tangible Relief because FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ISN’T A MUSTY BITCH AROUND HERE
Steve: HOLD UP,you’re not supposed to wash your face with soap??
Thor: Sometimes if there’s dirt on me and I can’t find a sink I’ll just spit on my hand and use that
Clint: Wait you guys wash your faces
Sam and Tony, applying one another’s face-masks, unbothered: I wonder what it must feel like to be ugly. Wouldn’t know.
